February 2012
349 posts
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
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time-over-deactivated20120415 asked: heart :)
harrisackles asked: Banana :D
Send me an English word and I'll write it down in...
anjanaaaa:
i get obsessed so easily and it’s so bad
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
mosby:
so
neil patrick harris can hold a note for 17 seconds
and you can’t
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lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to convert you to my latest fandom
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Katniss: “What about you? I’ve seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour,” I snap at him. “Tell him that. That’s not nothing.”
Peeta: “Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”
